ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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