Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My hand turned me down
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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