I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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