Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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