Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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