No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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