i jhust puked up my retainher.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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