so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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