I skipped work to stalk him.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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