Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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