We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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