Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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