Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
