We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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