Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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