STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I cannot find my penis.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just high enough for therapy.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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