dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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