what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
not ubering you a puppy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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