I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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