So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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