I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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