So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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