You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
