but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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