you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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