Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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