so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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