Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize