i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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