A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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