Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The adults are the big ones right?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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