i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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