that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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