so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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