ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Come share oat with me in your robe
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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