As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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