Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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