Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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