We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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