So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Randomize
