with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
