Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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