I wanna bring you to show and tell
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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