Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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