real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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