Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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