Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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