Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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