Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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