and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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