I'm lost and stupid without you.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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