I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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