That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I showed him my bush... on skype.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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