i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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