just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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